"Tom, you wouldn't believe it! That mouse was huge! At least six feet tall!"
"We're in Australia, Phil, that was a kangaroo."
Yes, I did swap your Chapstick for a glue stick. I figured you wouldn't say anything about it!
considur dis paybak fer teh 'bunneh eerz insidint.'
I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.
Honestly, I had hoped it wouldn't come to this...