Wut? I superglued my shadow to me so it won't get lost.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

NO. I WILL NOT STOPS SUCKING MEH THUMB. MIND YER BIZNESS.

u doan eben hab thumz, kitteh!!

They won't suspect a thing...

u r totalee nawt suspishus at all, kitteh!

Sorry, I won't be responding to any emails today...something crashed on my computer.

I won't always shed on your black skirt. But when I do, I... Oh, wait... yes I will.