Hey babe, what's your sign?
Beware of dog.
ur sucha flurt!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Mixed vintage, slightly furry to the palate with a nippish undertone.
Now dats a WINtage if ai ebber saw one.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Ooh, j'adore! Les chats d'art sont vraiment magnifique!
(That is to say, cat art is magnificent. Also pretty. One might even call this painting mewtiful!)
IT'S NOT A HANGOVER. IT'S WINE FLU.
Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines
Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.
I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.
Mai stress has simpul kure.