i have been misinformed there is no doggie in the window
But while ai'm here ai mite as well stay...
Look at all those stupid humans, racing here and there in their futile little lives trying to achieve their futile little dreams. When cats take over their world it will all be for naught.
Da onlee thing mightier dan owr ambition is owr egoes.
Itteh bitteh makin teh naybors paranoid committeh