A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.