AWL HAIL TEH MITEY TANK KITTEH!!!
This means war....
iz dat we iz callin werk nowadayz?
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
WE HAVE NO CAKE!
THEY HAVE CAKE!
GET THEIR CAKE!
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR
It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer