Flasher Cat waits for passing joggers.
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
Wait, you're not taking the picture yet right?
Wait! Wait! You haven't heard the best part!
Bwite-eyed an bushee tailed. I'z bowt half way der. Gimme a foo mo minutz. Itz erlee.
Yoo is comfy nao kitteh,but wait til we start teh acupunkshur