FRIENDS ARE LIKE TREES THEY ALL FALL DOWN WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THEM WITH AN AXE
Hug? Hug this punk
There is only one being who deserves mai hugs...
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE SUCKS TO BE HIM
He played fetch with my favorite bone I played fetch with his collar bone
I have the heart of a child... in a jar, on my desk!