Sandy was very protective of her tail...ever since that incident with granny and the rocking chair.

sumtiemz visitz frum gramma kan b bery tramatik...

Dis is de liberry. You will be berry quiet and lie berry still.

I'z waitin fur da rains. I'z bery turstee.

Victorian scratching post iz verie ornate

They're hard to catch, but very filling.

IS MY TONGUE BLUE? I ATE A VERY SAD MOUSE.

Must be very speshal nom if it has its own force feeld