Now...A Little Help Here?

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AND WHEN I GET OUT, YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!

There Were No Survivors

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Or is this an attempt to make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a reality gone awry?

Oh My Goodness! These Turtles Are Having Sex

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With the addition of the cute little girl's catch phrase, that video makes a good competitor to this classic turtles doin' it: