No, I did not fall! I was attacking the ground!

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Shhhhhh We're trying to be modern art

u problee wudnt unnerstand.

If you're trying to impress me with your double reverse somersault with pike... consider me suitably impressed!

LONELY CAT TRYING TO MAKE A FRIEND... OUT OF DRYER LINT

Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.

I even opened the cabinet for you.

So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.