Picks a card....any card.... But how's about this card ??

It's called an illusion, Michael! A trick is something a dog does for biscuits.

Optical illushun kitteh sez... Which kitteh iz bigger?

I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.

wuz... DIS yer kard? INVISIBLE CARD TRICK

Ha ha! Made you turn your head.