THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!
Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP
They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet
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