THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!
Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...
They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet
Nobody ever told Peaches that her moo-moos actually made her look fatter.
Look. Just surrender the hamster. He doesn't even LIKE you. He told me.