THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.

Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!

Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP

They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet

Nobody ever told Peaches that her moo-moos actually made her look fatter.