I told the boy to hunt hare.
I gotta be more specific.
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!
Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...