Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.

No time to explain! Just get in!

OH HELL NO!!! I Know What Rubber Gloves and Running Bath Water Means!

Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

If you'd just bury your poop like a normal person, I wouldn't be fixing your litterbox every week...

MARRIAGE: AFTER 10 YEARS ALL MYSTERY IS GONE.