We is freeing u from teh tyranny uv inferior one ply toylet paper. Ur welcome.
datz teh short vershun ob teh storee, at leest.
BECAUSE I CAN
They see me rollin'... ...they chase after me with their pants round their ankles, screaming "COME BACK WITH THAT YOU LITTLE FURRY BASTARD !!!"
I can't believe you're having YOUR family over for Thanksgiving and you forgot to get extra toilet paper. Have you forgotten what happened last year?
Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.
long story short your out of toilet paper
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