Who's got the Charmin?

i prefer the quilted northern. it doesn't stick to my teeth like charmin does.

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

You told me I could only use three squares. You didn't say they had to be consecutive.

There's no Toilet Paper in here!!!!

I wunder why...aftr she putz on her Lipstikz... dat she kissez da Toylet Paperz goodbye???