What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

I don't understand officer, I wasn't going that fast down the highway.

Listen, obbicer. U had 2 b doin 160 to keep up wif us... ...so u can start by writing owt a ticket 4 urself

Meybee we can wurk owt a deel?

ticket please

iz we goin 2 toonizia?