What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
I don't understand officer, I wasn't going that fast down the highway.
Listen, obbicer. U had 2 b doin 160 to keep up wif us... ...so u can start by writing owt a ticket 4 urself
Meybee we can wurk owt a deel?
iz we goin 2 toonizia?