He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!

itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...

mi mind to ur mind ur fots to mi fots ur toona bref to mi toona bref

Ai liekz 2 find teh most inconveenyent plase, n den I liekz 2 sit dere.

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"

Dese r berry deep thawtz!

Just sittin... an pondrin... Ders so muhc to pondr.