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desprit tiemz call fer embarasin mezzures.
Brad arrived early for his blind date with Sylvia. Already things were looking doubtful.
butt (!) at leest she putz teh 'lady' in 'crazy cat lady!'
Little wite snoman wiv three coloured buttunz Shinee dots fingy an wite catnip cushion Sparkly balls, mousie an fevvers on string These are a few uv mai favorite fings!
this is why I don't let you have nice things
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