Horrible things come from here. Horrible things.

There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.

Things had been pretty quiet that evening. Then Candice tried to rub her scent on the power button.

DON'T YOU WISH YER EAR FINGZ WERE PINK LIKE ME?

For most things there's MasterCard For everything else there's Vodka