It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.

but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.

In a surprise move, the boingy boingy thing executes a perfect takedown maneuver.

I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX

The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.

i has a complementary color fing goin on

meh. still not the weirdest thing that happened to me today.

I'm a food photographer. And a bird watcher. Same thing, really.