TOWELCAT Nobody will suspect a thing...
Tha onli thing I kno bout tha speed of light is it gits here way too early in tha morning.
HIIIIYYAAAAA!!! DIE! ebil leef fingy!
Speak unto me your will, Oh Mighty Curtain Stringy Thing.
Still Life wiv Cat. And round fing.
DARN! SPINNY THING HAS FORCE FIELD
Pic it up, mai butt. Iz cant eben roll de damn ting
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