WHO'S THIS "MODERATION" PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME TO DRINK WITH?

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.

Well I'll be damned. It DID make her clothes fall off...

Dude...what did we do last night? 8 shots of tequila, and then I have no idea!!!