Ai neber misses an episoad!

I CAN SETTLE ON CAT-AN?

dis waaaaaay bettur den monopolee!

Clean teefs is just a bonus. Grossing you out is the important part.

an itz way eezier den flossin, 2.

ai gotz sole.

u alsew haz nek support.

Split Purrsonality

bettur dan a elektrik wun ai guessez.

I'm a pwofessional gwump. I take my job vewy sewious.

ai heer dat jawb offurz a grayt retiremint pakkaj!

OCCUPY WALL STREET CAMPS ON YOUR PROPERTY PAY $75 LUXURY TAX DAM HIPPIEZ

but shudnt dey b teh wunz payin meh?