Don't look at my whiskers ! I juss tooked da curlers out an I hazzent styled dem yet !

ugh, dis iz SO embarrassin!

G'DAY WELCUM TU OSTRAYA

wai iz eberyfing upsied down?

one dai I will rule dis house!

ai jus cant wayt 2 b king!

Ya wanna unhitch me or do you want to take me AND the carpet for a walk?

leeshez r ment fer goggiez, nawt meh!

Sorry lil' alien buddy, I tawt you said, "Take me to your ladder."

u cud haz jus tayken him 2 basement kitteh, u noez.

People finks kittehs hab eezy lifes. Dey duzzent understand EMOTIONAL EXHAUSTION of living wif HUMANS.

hoominz alwayz gib me a big tired.

Yoda mpersonation. Doing it ....not too bad... ..kinda, sorta.

yooz teh forse, kitteh!