In theory, Thomas the tank engine and pals could not make it because of the sleeping kitteh, and they all died, except for the kitteh. now go to bed.
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
The dog's story that 'Floyd moved to Florida' turned out to be a lie as became apparent upon moving the couch...
Nope. Pretteh sure dere's a pea down there. Fix pleeze!
so dere i was when i seez dis man in a tree
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