The dog's story that 'Floyd moved to Florida' turned out to be a lie as became apparent upon moving the couch...

Nope. Pretteh sure dere's a pea down there. Fix pleeze!

so dere i was when i seez dis man in a tree

My name is Gulliver and I ate all the Lilliputians.

Yes, young one, it is true. Our early ancestors used to live outdoors and catch their own food before we domesticated the humans.