Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.
itz nawt liek u needed it anywayz...
Hickary dickory dock 3 Mice ran up teh clock The cats caught one And teh other 2 escaped with minor injuries.
itz nawt teh werst kind ob clok tho, tbh...
...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!
Still a better love story than Twilight
Wut a byootiful n moovin storee!
long story short your out of toilet paper