Yew hasn't fedd meh in foreber! Lukkit! Am dedded frum starvashuns!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
but aiz soo hungy...is bin a whul hour..how can wach me starve? ...do u not lubs me?..
FINE. GO ON WIBOUT ME.
HALP! I bein held pwisoner by peeps whut duzzent respek my caloric needs!
Dey are starving me, ai tells yoo! STARVING!!!
Keep recycling and I'm gonna starve!
I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?