Hoomin! Pizzarolls are getting low! And open mai drink! Original Star Trek marathon is serious business.
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She's dead, Jim.
Capn's log... Starkist date watever Gooshie fudz support systemz down. Human is unresponsive to my needs. This may be my last log entry. . .
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