Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.

Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Take me to your leader

If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.

Thomaz Marvolo Riddle! I am haz Lord Voldemort!

We will find the resistance and crush them.

Hello and welcome to the Playboy Mansion

Wut? It's not lyke I'm gonna get CAT HAIR in your food or sumthing.