Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.
Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.
Thomaz Marvolo Riddle! I am haz Lord Voldemort!
We will find the resistance and crush them.
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