I speak conversational human, coincidentally.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Ah, ai do miss da Old Countree sumtiems.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Does... does that mean you like it? Because I honestly can't tell.

Love cute and funny animal videos? We have a whole site for them!

I have all of the answers to all of the secrets in life. Unfortunately for you, all you can hear when I speak is "Meow"

Actions speak louder than words

Speak unto me your will, Oh Mighty Curtain Stringy Thing.

I hate it when they come to America and don't learn how to speak LOL.