Some people have skeletons in their closets. Some have cats on their staircases.
kittehz iz much less scawee den skeletonz, tho.
Nao nao don't worry, I'll save yo some.... I don't reely care for da neck anywayz.
I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.
Somedays it's hard To tell If I'm comin' or goin'
ohai. sum ob yer letter to gammaw iz printid on mai butt.
Some suffer from Narcolepsy. Cats enjoy every minute of it.
You have some overdue library books We're gonna need those back now.
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