It was Bob, on the patio, with the flatulence

ai wudnt eksaktlee call it teh perfikt cryme, tho.

well that got rid of my hiccups

ur welcumz!

You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!

it made thretts seemd srs

If you can't convince them---confuse them.

The doohickey has uncoupled from the thingamabob. Bring me the duct tape.