Shoulder-mounted drool launcher.
goggies gotta go thru training 2.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
We've secretly replaced John's cell phone with an orange kitten Let's see if anyone notices
Dis trik nawt go sew well last tiem...
Nope. Ai putz mai pawz down. U nawt goin'.
Ai lubbs u 2 much 4 u 2 go!