Dobby accepts your sock, sir
Ai just gawt my membership to S.P.E.W.!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I once bit a man in Reno just to watch him cry
wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time
What? You said not to bite the hand that feeds you. I heard no mention of the toes.