So all in all it was a bad day

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

TUXEDOS SOOO last season

They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.

Teh litter bawks full ageen, So I is bring yoo mah poo

They said I could become anything. So I became a Furby

WHO GIRLFRIEND! Knitted jumpers are SO last season.