So Very Thirsty.
dis goggie is excitedly thirstee!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I'm so trashed right now
aiz alsew a lil bit drunk.
She's spayed, I'm neutered... So we adopted.
adopshun iz a wunnerful fing!
They said I could be anything so I became a cinnamon bun
Yur cyoot kittehs not so cyoot
Where to poop... So many choices.
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