o hai watz ur naem?
YOU'VE BEEN SNIFFING THAT STRAYS BUTT AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?
sry wat kan ai say? teh ladiez luv meh!
You never said that I was only allowed to sniff a dogs butt.
eeek! sum goggiez r skared ob bugz!
What? I was just saying "Hello"!
Yes, but your snout is cold! And wet!
MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!