Admit it. You haven't actually read a book since you joined Facebook.

facebook iz kinda liek reedin, rite?

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?

YOU WANT ME TO "POUNCE?' HONEY, I HAVEN'T POUNCED SINCE 1983.