Well on the bright side It looks better now.

u can fank meh laytur.

Does this side table make my butt look big?

Oh, Hai, We aren't finished in here yet. Could you shut the door please? From the other side, KTHANXBAI!

Look at your cat, now look back me The dark side is lookin' better isn't it!

ROTIZZERY CAT iz dun thiz side turn me ober plz cook other side...

So its true... The grass IS greener on the other side...

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.