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Aifink hez tawkin 2 u, Mr. Prezidentz.
Dear Santa, Wuz naugti but wuz wurf it. Srsly, Muffin
Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.
Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!
Srsly. When have I ever smiled like that?
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