You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?
Bandit took his name so seriously that he joined the local gang of garbage thieves.
You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?
Dude, come on.
It's like five in the morning
I'm a pwofessional gwump. I take my job vewy sewious.
ai heer dat jawb offurz a grayt retiremint pakkaj!
DUDE SEIROUSLY, NOW?
SERIOUSLY BRO THROW ANOTHER ONE
Aifink hez tawkin 2 u, Mr. Prezidentz.