i may never see the sun agein tell mother i love her

ai doan wanna dessend teh crevasse!

maybe I seez wy yumanz likes dis

plz 2 tayk frum bebbeh an gibz 2 meh?

My name iz Mao. See tung?

it all maykz sence 2 meh meow!

Deh see meh walken Deh lovin.

how bout now? do u see me now?

I see the problem There's a LOLcat in your window

How many cats do you see? If you answered "4" there may not be enough alcohol in your system. Please continue drinking.