Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
What? It's not the hand that feeds me.
Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.
Yes, a bear does sit in the woods.
I bringded back-ups, now what was it you were saying?
They say your eyes are the window to your soul. I been staring for hours. I got nuffin.
Those who live in glass houses... Should really warn the cats...
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD keep saying 'Banana!'