people say i have a short attention span salad.

an yet u alwayz catch meh doin teh rong fing...

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .

politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Yes, I did swap your Chapstick for a glue stick. I figured you wouldn't say anything about it!

considur dis paybak fer teh 'bunneh eerz insidint.'

What did you just say to my boyfriend?!? girl hold mah earrings

dem iz fitin purrz!

He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.

Did I say tha out loud!? OOPS!!!

It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!