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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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Mariel Ruvinsky

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Goat Loaf's Iconic Ballad

heyman

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What a Tyrannical Question!

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Don't Want Any Mistakes Like Last Time

Kiwi47

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Needs more salt.

Patblo

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And/or MSG lick

TuckerBentley

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Classic LOLcat

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He Requested That The Ring Be Left Unsalted

nkugel

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Untitled

carpwoman

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Untitled

violetD

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