First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.
az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...
A diamond... in the fluff
Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes
Wudint yu rathur has a bowl full ob kyoots?
Spider, spider, on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Don't you know that wall's being plastered. Get off the wall you silly... spider.
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