First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.

az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...

A diamond... in the fluff

Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes

Wudint yu rathur has a bowl full ob kyoots?

Spider, spider, on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Don't you know that wall's being plastered. Get off the wall you silly... spider.

THE GARDEN OF FEEDIN

I'm a little teapot, short and stout Here is my handle, here is my spout...