Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.
And do you see the person who attempted to give you a "Baff" in the courtroom today?
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
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